Welcome to the waiting room darlings! My name is Asmodeus, I run the place.Please, hitch a ride in our elevator and select a floor.
It will have various bits of information you may be looking for!
All of the info here is variously styled to look like a part of their floor!
There are a few.. Content warnings I should place. Here will be a warning for eyestrain on floor 3.(Commissions are on a button on Floor 3, Carrd limited the objects I could have)(I am part of the satanic temple to support movements for peoples rights! Please donate to their recent project of an Abortion clinic!)
| Floor Number | What is the floor? | Floor master |
|---|---|---|
| Floor 1 | Lobby | Byte |
| Floor 2 | Dining area | Hunter |
| Floor 3 | Ball-pit? | Carnival |
“Welcome to the diner… don’t mind the guests… the food is a little.. tempting… here..”
”Daring one aren’t you….. Have a look at the menu..”
(Note from Asmodeus; These are preferred pronouns)
| SPECIAL; | He/Him | 10.99$ |
|---|---|---|
| Lamb steaks | Ero/Eros | 6.99$ |
| Dragon Omelet | Dra/Drag | 8.99$ |
| Aphrodisiac Chocolates | Lu/Lusts | 24.99$ |
| Asmodeus Jelly Toast | Thou/Thee | 10.99$ |
*Misgendering is your entire wallet and your life.
| Floor Number | What is the floor? | Floor master |
|---|---|---|
| Floor X | Waiting room | Asmodeus |
| Floor 1 | Lobby | Byte |
| Floor 3 | Ball-pit? | Carnival |
“Oh. What an odd arrival.”“Please check the ban list to see if you’re allowed in. The show is about to start after all.”
(Note from Asmodeus; This is the DNI list)
BANNED LIST
Proshippers
Fujoshi/Fundashis
Against Xenogenders/Neopronouns
Racist
Homophobic/Transphobic
T.E.R.F or Transmedicalist
Support Bi/Pan Lesbians & Gays
In the X!Tale fandom [Can provide context]
(-Basic DNI criteria from here. Some are listed directly as I really don’t want people like that interacting with me)
| Floor Number | What is the floor? | Floor master |
|---|---|---|
| Floor X | Waiting room | Asmodeus |
| Floor 2 | Dining Area | Hunter |
| Floor 3 | Ball-pit? | Carnival |
“HI! HELLO! DIDN’T SEE YOU THERE! PLEASE ENJOY THE BALL-PIT! HAVE YOU SEEN AN ANGEL AROUND BY THE WAY!!”
“NO? Oh sorry for yelling I can’t hear you much over the hum from the ball-pit!”
(Note from Asmodeus; Fandom lists!)
BALL-PIT SIDEROOMS
Psychonauts
Bendy and the Dark Revival (Not Ink Machine)
Elevator Hitch
Eloquence Countenance
The Looping Woods
Jackpot Crash Course
Identity V
Creatures of Sonaria
Creepypasta
Slugterra
Stardew Valley
McDonald’s!
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THE BALL-PIT ENJOYS
When people tell it however much they want about their ocs. It might even give your something in return?THE BALL-PIT REACTED WITH PURRING!
MAYBE TALK WITH IT MORE?
| Floor Number | What is the floor? | Floor master |
|---|---|---|
| Floor X | Waiting Room | Asmodeus |
| Floor 1 | Lobby | Byte |
| Floor 2 | Dining area | Hunter |
| Floor 4 | ??? | Ambrosia |
| TERMS OF SERVICE | INFO |
|---|
| You will be separated into two half payments, one at the beginning and one at the halfway point. This is to lessen the risk of scams. |
| If you feel I have scammed you maybe by accident, please bring it up to me and can fix the issue, if it be too long or I did not give the midway point sketch on accident. |
| Payments are accepted on Ko-Fi, Please DM me with your commission idea beforehand |
| ——— |
| A halfway sketch/finish will be provided inbetween payments. This is to prevent scams taking place |
| I am allowed to deny you commissions at any time before payment, if be uncomfortablity or inability to finish or do your commission |
| I am allowed to extend the time before finish due to any outside reasons |
| I do not offer some of my services to minors, your age will need to be confirmed before first payment |
| Your order will be refunded to you with the progress if I am not able to do it at all |
| You can refund at any time within the first payment. |